Woodpecker

"Woodpecker"

An Alaskan woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker
were in Alaska arguing about which state had the
toughest trees to peck. The Alaskan woodpecker
said that they had a tree that no woodpecker can
peck. The Texas woodpecker challenged him and
was able to peck a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Alaskan woodpecker was in awe.

The Texas woodpecker challenged the Alaskan
woodpecker to peck a tree in Texas that no woodpecker
has been able to peck successfully. The Alaskan
woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it.
After flying to Texas and successfully pecking the tree in
Texas, the two woodpeckers couldn't figure out why the
Texas woodpecker was able to peck the Alaskan tree
and the Alaskan woodpecker was able to peck the Texan
tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their
own state.

After thinking for some time they both came to the same
conclusion that, "One's pecker is always harder when
one is away from home."
Received on Sun Dec 12 07:24:48 2004