Holy Water

"Holy Water"

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of
turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the
bubbles.

A little while later a Priest came along and asked the
little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the
most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the
world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water
and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a
healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "You take some of this here
turpentine and rub it on under a cat's tail, he'll pass
a Harley Davidson!!!"
Received on Mon Dec 6 06:17:11 2004