Olympic Tidbits III & IV

"Olympic Tidbits III"

"Preservation"
Did you hear about the man who won a
Gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.

"New Olympic Slogan"
Olympic athletes, disguise the fact that you've
taken anabolic steroids by running a bit slower.

Why some US territories don't have an Olympic
team?
Because anyone who knows how to jump, swim
or run are already in America.

You Might Be A Redneck If .....
You think deer hunting should be an Olympic sport.

"Olympic Tidbits IV"

"Olympic Spirit?"
Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back.
Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.
-- Charles Barkley, after blatantly elbowing an
Angolan basketball opponent in the '92 Olympics.

"Value Of Time"
To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND,
ask the person who won a silver medal in the
Olympics.

"Did You Know?"
Seven Olympic gold medal winners in boxing
eventually went on to win the Heavyweight
Championship of the World.
Received on Fri Aug 20 10:33:31 2004