"Bedroom Olympics"
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand
of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys
a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his
wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic rubbers?" she blurts, "What makes
them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver
and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she
asks cheekily.
"Why, Gold, of course!" says the man proudly.
The wife responds ruefully, "Why don't you wear
Silver. It would be nice if you came second for
a change!"
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