Water Sports

"Water Sports"

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he
wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But
we don't know anything about each other."

He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each
other as we go along."

She consented, and they were married, and
went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.

So one morning they were lying by the pool,
when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to
the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half
tuck gainer, this was followed by a three
rotations in jackknife position, where he
straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came
back and lay down on the towel. She said,
"That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving
champion. You see, I told you we'd learn
more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started
doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed
back out and lay down on her towel hardly out
of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an
Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and
I worked both sides of the canal."
Received on Wed Aug 18 09:58:00 2004