Things Women Want to Hear...

"Things Women Want to Hear, but Never Do"

Wow, I just don't know what to do with this money we
won in the lottery, so why don't you take it to the mall
and see if you can find something to buy with it.

Hey, how about inviting your mother to spend the
summer with us.

Oh, go ahead and eat that third piece of chocolate
cream pie. If it's one thing I hate it's skinny women.

What luck, they had a special rental rate at the video
store on romance movies.

You know, that Pam Anderson just doesn't seem to
have the brain power that I find so attractive in a woman.

What a break, I won a prize on the radio station....
tickets to either the super bowl or the opening of the
New York Ballet. I got first choice so pack your bags
for New York, we get to go to the ballet!!!

Who wants to play golf when I can get to see how
good the lawn looks when it's freshly mowed.

Shoot, there's nothing on TV but football games.
Let's go furniture shopping.

Man I tell you, nothing feels better than getting all
spruced up in a suit and tie.

I'm getting a little tired of steak on the grill. How
about a nice quiche?

You know, I think I'd really prefer the four-door sedan
to that impractical Corvette.

Golly I think we're lost. Let me find a gas station to ask
for directions.

My golf clubs are only 30 years old. Why don't you use
the money my parents gave us to get something nice
for the house.

If the guys call and want me to go to that new sports
club with them, tell them I'm busy. I really want to get
the living room painted tonight.

Sports cars are just such stupid little toys for men who
have never really grown up.

If you're looking for me later, I'll be over there looking
at the home decorating magazines.

You know, we really don't visit your relatives enough.

Why don't you relax this weekend. I'll take care of the
cooking and housework.
Received on Wed Aug 11 07:11:13 2004