Magic Trick

"Magic Trick"

During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to
see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing
feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled, "How'd
you do that?"

"I could tell you, sir," the magician answered, "but then I'd
have to kill you."

After a short pause, the man yelled back, "Ok, then...just
tell my wife!"

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"Insurance Policy"

Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called
the insurance company.

Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We
had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want
my money."

The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance
doesn't work quite like that. An independent adjuster will
assess the value of what was insured, and then we'll
provide you with a new barn of similar worth."

There was a long pause, and then Susan replied, "If that's
how it works, then I want to cancel the life insurance policy
on my husband."
Received on Thu Aug 5 09:10:08 2004