Continuing Education Courses For Men

"Continuing Education Courses For Men"

1. Meaningful Communication: Where
No Man Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Baking:
You Do It

3. Combatting the Couch Potato Syndrome:
Surprise, The NFL (NBA, etc) Does NOT
Require Your Nightly Patronage to Remain
On-air!

4. Parties: How to Go Home with Whoever
You Came With

5. Woman Management: Discover How
Minor Household Chores Can Be Done
By You Too!

6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Putting Down
the Seat

7. Bathroom Etiquette II: Toothpaste, On
the Brush, Not in the Sink

8. Valuation: Just Because It's Not
Important to You . . .

9. Communication Skills I: How to
Speak Intelligibly

10. Communication Skills II: Keeping
Your "Word"

11. Communication Skills III: Getting/
Keeping The Girl You Want Requires
the Removal of These Words from Your
Speech Pattern...

12. Driving a Car Safely: You Can >DO< it!

13. Party Etiquette: Avoiding Alcohol
After You Can't Stand Upright

14. Telephone Skills: How to Use One, and
NOT Two Weeks After Receiving Her #

15. Introduction to Parking

16. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into
A Space

17. Overcoming Stupid Behavior: Don't
Treat Her Different When Your Friends
Are Around

18. Liquid Grain Storage: On Your
Stomach, It is Fat

19. Cooking I: How to Eat IN

20. Cooking II: How to NOT Have Heart
Attack By Age 21

21. Cooking III: How to Inflict a Diet on
YOURSELF

22. Compliments: How to Give Them

23. PMS: You Try It

24. Dancing: Why Men Ought To

25. Sex - How to Slow Down

26. Classic Clothing: How To Match

27. Cleaning: She Is Not Your Momma

28. Laundry: How to Do It

29. Intense Discussion About the
Functions of Your Car: For Men Only

30. Oil and Gas: Your Hair, Your
Intestines. Problems NOT for
Public Demonstration

31. Learning to Ask Directions

32. Appreciating Soaps, Colognes, etc...

33. "How Was I?" - Why Women Lie

34. TV Remote: Not Your Personal
Property

35. Sexy Lingerie: The Difference
Between SEXY and Risque
Received on Thu Apr 22 09:46:02 2004