"Playing Poker"
Little Bobby walked into his parents' bedroom
while they were making love. "What're you doing?"
asked the child.
"Why, ..er, we're playing poker,son," replied his father.
"What's mama doing?"
"She's my partner."
Bobby ambled out of the bedroom, and as he walked
down the hall, he heard noises in his sister's bedroom.
He stopped, opened the door and discovered the girl
having intercourse with her boy friend. "What're you
doing?" asked Bobby.
"We're playing poker." replied his sister.
"And what about him?" asked the child, pointing to her
sister's pal.
"He's my partner."
The youngster left the room and went down the hall
to the room of Roger, his teenage brother, who was
masturbating furiously.
"What are you doing?" asked the child.
"I'm playing poker," replied Roger.
"Where's your partner?"
"Listen," said the older brother, "when you've got
a good hand, you don't need a partner!"
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