Grandma's Boyfriend

"Grandma's Boyfriend"

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother
one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom
while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey,my TV is my boyfriend.
I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
The TV evangelists keep me company and make
me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh.
I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was
terrible. She started adjusting the knobs,trying to get
the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting
the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The
little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open
the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma
home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom
banging her boyfriend."

The minister fainted.
Received on Mon Apr 19 08:57:53 2004