25 Things Women Should Know About Men III & IV

"25 Things Women Should Know About Men"

13. Women take clothing much more seriously than men.
I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my
G~d, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's
another man wearing a black tuxedo."

14. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's
department is usually on the first floor of a department
store, two inches from the door.

15. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad
contains three or more types of lettuce, you should
be worried about him.

16. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant
is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

17. When four or more men get together, they talk
about sports.

18. When four or more women get together, they talk
about men.

19. Men are less sentimental than women. No man
has ever seen the movie "The Way We Were" twice,
voluntarily.

20. Most women are introspective: "Am I in love?
Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men
are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

21. If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he
didn't forget. He didn't lose your number. He didn't die.
He just didn't want to call you.

22. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity
is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you
again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get
rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you; I want to marry
you; I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave
so fast, they leave skid marks.

23. Men are self confident because they grow up
identifying with super heroes. Women have bad self
images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

24. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female
menopause. With female menopause you gain
weight and get hot flashes. With male menopause,
you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

25. Men forget everything; women remember everything.
That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've
already forgotten what happened.
Received on Wed Apr 14 06:01:06 2004