25 Things Women Should Know About Men I & II

"25 Things Women Should Know About Men"

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is
involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared
for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought
jewelry.

3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible.
In a world where there are more women than men, it
pays to recycle.

4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so
confident that when he watches sports on television,
he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team.
If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from
our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to
get off the phone in case they call him.

5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them
feel important.

6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the
morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with
one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner.
These men usually have jobs and bathe.

9. All men hate to hear, "We need to talk about our
relationship." These seven words strike fear in the
heart of even General Schwarzkopf.

10. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has
built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take
it personally.

11. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits.
Women have two types: depressing and more
depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

12. Men have higher body temperatures than women.
If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping
next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
Received on Tue Apr 13 09:45:10 2004