Sisters of St Francis

"Sisters of St Francis"

A man driving down a deserted stretch of highway
notices a sign out of the corner of his eye:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

Thinking it was just a figment of his imagination he
drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees
another sign:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

He begins to realize that these signs are real. He then
drives past a third sign:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building
with a small sign next to the door:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is
answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,
"What may we do for you, my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway,
and was interested in possibly doing business."

"Very well, my son. Please follow me."

He is led through many winding passages and is soon
quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and
tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

He does as he is told and this door is answered by another
nun in a long habit, holding a plate. This nun instructs,
"Please place $50 in the plate, then go through the large
wooden door at the end of this hallway."

He gets $50 out of his wallet, places it in the plate, trots
eagerly down the hall, and slips through the door pulling
it shut behind him.

As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in
the parking lot, facing another small sign:

GO IN PEACE! YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
Received on Thu Apr 8 10:57:27 2004