Little Politician

"Reprimand"

After putting her children to bed, a mother changed
into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded
to wash her hair. She then carefully applied cold
cream all over her face except her eyes, which she
outlined with a different cream. She then proceeded
to put her hair in high rollers.

As she heard the children getting more and more
rambunctious, her patience grew thin.

At last she threw a towel around her head and
stormed into their room, putting them back to bed
with stern warnings.

As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old
say with a trembling voice, "Who was that?"

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"Little Politician"

My grandson was telling me that he and his three
playmates attended different churches. Then he
added, "It really doesn't matter if we go to different
churches, does it, Grandma, as long as we're all
Republicans?"

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"Choices"

Two little boys were visiting their grandfather, and
he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn't
make up their minds about what they wanted to eat.
Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said,
"Just bring them bread and water."

One of the little boys looked up and quavered, "Can I
have ketchup on it?"
Received on Sat Apr 3 02:32:18 2004