Subject: Reasons To Crawl Under A Rock, Curl Up And Die
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Nov 24 2003 - 02:36:33 EST
1. PRICE QUOTE........
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and
three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much
do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin, TX
2. PAD, PLEASE..........
An insurance man visited me at home to talk
about our mortgage insurance. He was throwing
a lot of facts and figures at me, and I wanted to
follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son
to run and get me a pad. He came back and
handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest.
Kate Newman, 46, Winston-Salem, NC
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