Subject: No Sex on Noah's Ark
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Nov 10 2003 - 02:17:24 EST
"No Sex on Noah's Ark"
"Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice.
"There will be NO sex on this trip. Not even the
wetting of the tips of your penises. All of you males,
take off your dicks and hand them to my sons. I will
sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see
land, you can get you dicks back."
After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's
cage and was very excited. "Quick!" he said "Get on
my shoulders and look out the window to see if there
is any land out there!"
Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders and looked out the
window. "Sorry, no land yet."
"Darn!" and out went Mr. Rabbit.
This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with
him.
"What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for
forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained
will we be able to see land. Why are you acting so
excited every day?"
"Look!" said Mr. Rabbit with a sinister look on his face
as he held out a piece of paper. "I GOT THE DONKEY'S
RECEIPT!"
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