Subject: The List
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue May 27 2003 - 07:10:49 EDT
"The List"
A man in his 40s goes in for a physical. The doctor
says "I have good news and I have bad news."
The man says, "Give me the bad news first." Doc
says, "There is a problem with your penis, you can
only get a few more erections, and then you won't
have any more for the rest of your life."
The man says, "What in the world is the good news?"
Doc says, "We know the number is exactly 25, so
you can plan your use of them accordingly."
The man leaves and drives around for a couple hours
pondering his situation, and how to confront his wife.
When he gets home he tells her, "Honey, I have good
news, and I have bad news." She says, "Give me the
good news." He says, "I can only have 25 more
erections, and then I can't have any more, ever."
She says, "We can work around that, we will just
make a list and only use them when it is absolutely
necessary to fulfill our desires, and make the most
out of each one, what in the world is the bad news?"
He says, "I already made a list, and you aren't on it.."
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