Subject: Choices, Choices
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 26 2003 - 09:42:00 EDT
"Choices, Choices"
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood"
was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor
assured him that modern medicine could give him
back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't
cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic.
The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for small,
$6,500 for medium, $14,000 for large.
The man was sure he would want a medium or large,
but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife
before he made any decision. The man called his
wife on the phone and explained their options.
The doctor came back into the room, and found
the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two
of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man
answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."
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