Subject: Water Sports
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 21 2003 - 07:06:42 EDT
"Water Sports"
A young man and woman met, fell in love at first
sight and decided to get married immediately.
Because they had known each other for only a
short time, they agreed not to talk about their
past history.
On their honeymoon, they stopped at a motel
with a swimming pool, put on their swim suits
and went to the pool. The husband climbed to
the top of the high diving board and proceeded
to execute one fantastic dive after another. The
other motel guests at the pool cheered and
applauded his outstanding performance. Although
they had agreed not to discuss the past, he
confessed to his bride he once had been an
Olympic diving champ.
After a few moments, his wife stood up, walked
to the edge of the pool, dived in and knifed through
the water like a shark. Reaching the other side of
the pool, she sprang from the water, turned around,
dived back into the water and swam to the other
side in just a few seconds. She repeated this
behavior for about five minutes before she finally
stopped and sat down beside her husband. He
was absolutely astounded by this incredible
performance and said,
"Although we agreed not to talk about the past,
I just have to know where you learned to swim
like that!"
"It's very simple. I once was a hooker in Venice, Italy."
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