Subject: Evaluation
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 21 2003 - 07:02:19 EDT
"Marine"
A former Marine was now working for UPS.
He and his wife bought their 4 year old son
two stuffed bears, one in a UPS uniform,
the other in full Marine dress. The boy was
happy for the gift, but appeared a bit confused.
So his father dug out an old photo of himself
in his Marine uniform and showed it to him.
"See Ronnie, this is daddy." he said pointing
to the photo, and then to the bear.
The boy looked from the picture to the bear and
back again, then asked, in a puzzled voice,
"You used to be a bear??"
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"Evaluation"
"Doctor, I'd like you to evaluate my 13 year-old son."
"OK: He's most likely suffering from a transient
psychosis with an intermittent rage disorder,
punctuated by episodic radical mood swings,
but his prognosis is good for full recovery."
"How can you say all that without even meeting
him?"
"I thought you said he's 13?"
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