Subject: Effective Communication
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 05 2003 - 08:32:33 EDT
"Effective Communication"
A widow, recently married to a widower, was
accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked,
"I suppose, like all men who have been married
before, your husband sometimes talks about
his first wife?"
"Oh, not any more," the other woman replied.
"What stopped him?" asked the first.
"I started talking about my next husband,"
replied the second woman.
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"Last Will and Testament"
Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the
family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament.
"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres
of land, and 1 million dollars.
To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the Jaguar.
To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and $250,000.
And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that
health is better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp."
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