Subject: Wedding Night Confessions
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu May 01 2003 - 06:28:13 EDT
"Wedding Night Confessions"
A young couple are on their way to Las Vegas
to get married. Before getting there, the girl says
to the guy that she has a confession to make;
the reason that they have not been intimate is
because she is very flat chested. If the guy
wishes to cancel the wedding, it is okay with her.
The guy thought about it for a while and said he
does not mind she is flat because sex is not the
most important thing in a marriage.
Several miles down the road, the guy turns to the
girl and says that he also wanted to make a
confession. He said that below his waist, he's
built just like a baby. If the girl wanted to cancel
the wedding, it is okay with him. The girl thought
about it for a while and said that she does not
mind, because she also believed there are other
things far more important than sex in a marriage.
They were happy that they were so honest with
each other and continue to Las Vegas where they
were married. In their motel on the wedding night,
the girl took off her clothes... sure enough, she is
as flat as a washboard. Then, finally, the guy takes
off his clothes. After one glance at the guy's naked
body, the girl fainted dead away and fell to the floor.
After she regained her senses, the guy asked;
"What's the matter, I told you before we got married;
why did you faint?"
The girl replied, " You told me it was just like a baby."
The guy responded; " Yes, that's right: 8 pounds
and 21 inches!"
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