Subject: A Spiked Watermelon
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Mar 23 2003 - 09:22:30 EST
"Inspiring Worship Service"
After a particularly inspiring worship service,
a church member greeted the pastor.
"Reverend, that was a wonderful sermon.
You should have it published."
The pastor replied, "Actually, I'm planning to
have all my sermons published posthumously."
"Great!" enthused the church member. "The
sooner the better!"
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"A Spiked Watermelon"
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked
with vodka had accidentally been served to a
luncheon meeting of local ministers, the
restaurant's owner waited nervously for the
clerics' reaction.
"Quick, man," he whispered to the waiter,
"what did they say?"
"Nothing," replied the waiter. "They were all
too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets."
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