Subject: Women and Men on Haircuts
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Mar 20 2003 - 08:14:28 EST
"Women on Haircuts"
Haircuttee - Woman1
Haircut Noticer - Woman2
2: Oh! That's so cute!
1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she was
gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's
too fluffy looking?
2: Oh G~d no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my
hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide.
I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable.
And you could easily get one of those layer cuts -
that would look so cute I think. I was actually going
to do that except that I was afraid it would accent
my long neck.
2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your
neck! Anything to take attention away from this
two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to
have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on
you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they
are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit
me so much easier. <etc, ad nauseam>
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"Men on Haircuts"
Haircuttee - Man1
Haircut Noticer - Man2
2: Haircut?
1: Yeah.
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