Subject: Police Help
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Mar 18 2003 - 13:44:30 EST
"Police Help"
While taking a routine vandalism report at an
elementary school, I was interrupted by a little
girl about six years old. Looking up and down
at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?"
"Yes," I answered and continued writing the
report.
"My mother said if I ever needed help I should
ask the police. Is that right?"
"Yes, that's right," I told her.
"Well, then," she said as she extended her foot
toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"
Kids and police can produce funny situations...
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"Police Dog"
It was the end of the day when I parked my police
van in front of the station. As I gathered my
equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking,
and I saw a little boy staring in at me.
"Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.
"It sure is," I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards
the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"
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