Subject: Men Jokes Part II
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Mar 14 2003 - 09:55:39 EST
"Men Jokes"
It was love at first sight. He walked by and I saw the
twinkle in his eye. I never knew that someone could
be so in love with his own reflection in the mirror.
Who is the most popular man in the nudist colony?
The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND
a dozen donuts.
Why do bald guy's have holes in their pockets?
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
When a woman is pregnant, she craves odd foods.
What does a man crave? Other women.
Men are like.....Mini skirts. If you're not careful,
they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like.....Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Did you hear about the two dumb men who went
ice fishing? They caught 200 pounds of ice, but
drowned when they tried to cook it.
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