Subject: School Kids Names
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Mar 11 2003 - 06:54:51 EST
"School Kids Names"
It was the first day of school, and the elementary
school teacher was establishing the fact that
she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year.
While taking the roll, she was told by one boy, "My
name is Johnny Fuckhauer."
So she said "There'll be none of that kind of thing
this year, Johnny; tell me your REAL name!". The
kid said "No, really teacher, it IS Johnny Fuckhauer.
You can go across the hall to fourth grade and ask
my brother if you don't believe me!"
Not wanting to be subjected to that kind of thing,
the teacher went across the hall and knocked on
the fourth grade classroom door. The fourth grade
teacher had stepped down the hall to the front
office for a moment, so she entered the room and
directly asked the class "Do you have a Fuckhauer
in here?"
"Hell no!" replied a little kid from the front row, "We
don't even get a cookie break!"
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