Subject: School Pictures
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Mar 09 2003 - 09:28:25 EST
"School Pictures"
The children had all been photographed, and
the teacher was trying to persuade them each
to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think
how nice it will be to look at it when you are
all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's
a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher; ...she's dead."
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"Picnic"
The minister's little six-year-old girl had been
so naughty during the week, that her mother
decided to give her the worst kind of punishment.
She told her she couldn't go to the Sunday
School Picnic on Saturday. When the day
came, her mother felt she had been too harsh
and changed her mind.
When she told the little girl she could go to the
picnic, the child's reaction was one of gloom
and unhappiness.
"What's the matter? I thought you'd be glad to
go to the picnic." her mother said.
"It's too late!" the little girl said. "I've already
prayed for rain!"
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