Subject: Senior Personal Ads
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 05 2003 - 06:23:05 EST
"Senior Personal Ads"
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired
beauty, 80's, slim,5'4" used to be 5-6), searching
for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who
has just buried fourth husband, and am looking
for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,
fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks,
sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you
are the silent type, let's get together, take our
hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original
teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare
steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like
to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and
still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick,
or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen
to my eight-track tapes.
MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through
Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and
Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good
condition, some hair, many new parts including hip,
knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but
walks well.
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