Subject: Da Rules
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jun 03 2003 - 17:38:39 EDT
"Da Rules"
Typical macho man married typical good-looking
lady and after the wedding, laid down the following
rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I
expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I
tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing,
and card-playing when I want with my old buddies
and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those
are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just
understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock
every night - whether you're here or not."
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