Subject: Coded Message
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jun 01 2003 - 02:24:07 EDT
"Fight"
Walking into the bar Bob said to the bartender,
"Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another
fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one
end?"
"When it was over," Bob replied, "she came
to me on her hands and knees."
"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she
say?"
"She said, 'Come out from under that bed,
you chicken!'"
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"Coded Message"
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if
Saddam is still alive," Saddam decided to send
George W. a letter in his own writing to let his
enemy know that he is still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain
a coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
George W. couldn't figure it out so he typed it in
and e-mailed Colin Powell. Colin and his aids
had no clue either so they sent it to the CIA.
No one could solve it so it went to the NSA and
then to MIT and NASA and the cc list got longer
and longer. Eventually it arrived at the Feds.
Dr. Greenspan looked at it and replied the next
second:
"Perhaps the President would wish to read at the
message up-side-down...."
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