Subject: Bird-Watching
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 27 2003 - 11:11:04 EDT
"Bird-Watching"
Knowing that my fiance's mother is an avid
bird-watcher, I planned an intimate get-to-know-you
picnic for the three of us at Dream Canyon in
Colorado. I'd heard a rumor that nude sunbathers
sometimes frequented the place, but having been
there twice and never seen one, I tagged the location
as safe.
Fifteen minutes into our picnic, our idyllic spot was
overrun with naked men. Aghast, we ate quickly, and
then I ushered my future mother-in-law toward the
exit. On our way out, I spotted a native bird in a
tree and said, "Look, Mom, it's a Colorado downy
woodpecker."
She replied, "Well, we've seen a lot of native
Colorado peckers today, haven't we?"
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