Subject: Senior Citizens
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 27 2003 - 10:48:34 EDT
"Senior Citizens"
A group of senior citizens were sitting around
talking about their ailments: "My arms are so weak
I can hardly hold this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even
see my coffee," replied another.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my
neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly
in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another
went on.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old,"
winced an old man as he shook his head.
Then there was a short moment of silence...
"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully.
"Thank goodness we can still drive!"
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"Love & Marriage"
My Dad and I were talking the other night
about love and marriage. He told me that he
knew as early as their wedding what marriage
to my Mom would be like. The minister asked
my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your
husband." And she said, "I do."
Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take
this woman to be your wife," and my Mom said,
"He does."
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