Subject: Sweetheart
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 06 2003 - 02:33:17 EDT
"Sweetheart"
A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house.
Every time the host needed something, he
preceded his request to his wife by calling her:
"My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc., etc.
His friend looked at him and said, "That's really
nice after all of these years you've been married
to keep saying those little pet names."
The host said, "Well, honestly, ....I've forgotten
her name."
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"Romancing Your Wife"
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck
after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's
place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight
to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful
she was and how much he had missed her at work.
When it was time for supper, he complimented his
wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how
much he loved her.
Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe
that he was surprised that he fussed so much over
his wife. Joe said that he'd started this about 6
months ago, it had revived their marriage, and
things couldn't be better.
Bob thought he'd give it a go. When he got home,
he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and
told her that he loved her. His wife burst into tears.
Bob was confused and asked why she was crying.
She said, "This is the worst day of my life. First, little
Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the
washing machine broke and flooded the basement.
And now, you come home drunk!"
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