Subject: Dog's Telegram
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 03 2003 - 10:54:47 EDT
"Dog's Telegram"
A German shepherd went to a Western Union
office, took out a blank form and wrote, "Woof..
woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof...woof."
The clerk examined the paper and told the dog,
"There are only nine words here. You could
send another 'woof' for the same price."
"But," the dog replied, "that would be silly."
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"A Working Dog"
A salesman dropped in to see a business customer.
Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying
wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal,
wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks
on him.
The dog looked up and said, "Don't be surprised.
This is just part of my job."
"Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "I can't believe it!
Does your boss know what a prize he has in you?
An animal that can talk!"
"No, no," pleaded the dog. "Please don't! If that man
finds out I can talk, he'll make me answer the phone
as well!"
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