Subject: Medical Theory
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 27 2003 - 05:00:12 EST
"Medical Theory"
A man whose wife had just given birth to their
first child was visiting the hospital nursery to
see his new son. As the proud father was
admiring his handsome baby through the
glass partition, he could not help but notice
that the baby in the next bassinet seemed
frail and sickly looking by comparison. Just
then a nurse went walking by and the man
stopped her for a moment.
"What's the matter with that little fellow?" he
asked. "He seems awfully puny and underweight."
"He's one of those artificial insemination
babies," explained the nurse, "and he's been
coming along rather slowly, I'm afraid."
"Well, that sort of confirms a theory of mine,"
said the man.
"What's that?" asked the nurse.
Replied the man with a smile, "Spare the rod
and spoil the child."
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