Subject: Signs Someone's Been Using Your Hotmail Account
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jan 23 2003 - 13:35:51 EST
"Signs Someone's Been Using Your Hotmail Account"
"Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com
backing into our driveway?"
One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head
while another is slapping cuffs on you.
Apparently, your flame war with
DonCorleone@mafia.com is about to turn ugly.
When you log on, your computer says "You've got
lawsuits!"
Your inbox is filled with dog porno and you're strictly
a sheep porno kind of guy.
You're suddenly getting more Spam than the Hormel
outlet store.
Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and that you
now owe them $71,000,000 and change.
Terse "Knock it off, Oedipus" email from your Mom.
Your wife calls you at the office to report that Pogdi,
your Pakistani mail-order bride, has arrived.
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