Subject: Unicorn Hunting
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jan 08 2003 - 14:49:14 EST
"Unicorn Hunting"
Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge,
making small talk. Paul asked Kurt, "So, what
do you hunt?" Kurt answered "I hunt unicorns."
Paul was startled, but said "Really? How do
you do that?" Kurt replied, "I find a virgin and
hire her to help me. The virgin sits around in
the woods until a unicorn comes to her.
When it does, it sets off a snare."
Paul said, "Boy, they must be hard to find.
I've heard of them, but I've never seen one."
Kurt said, "Yeah, and there aren't many
unicorns around, either!"
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