Subject: In Praise Of Older Women 17-20
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Feb 28 2003 - 05:55:21 EST
17. Older women are dignified. They are beyond having
a screaming match with you in the middle of the night
in a public park.
18. Older women are experienced. They understand
that sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can't get it
up. A younger woman may need some time to grasp
this fact.
19. An older woman has a lot of girlfriends ... and most
of them will want to boff you, too.
20. An older woman will never accuse you of stealing
the best years of her youth because chances are
someone else has stolen them first.
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