Subject: Of Cats and Dogs... Maybe
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Feb 13 2003 - 06:38:33 EST
"Of Cats and Dogs... Maybe"
If you want someone who will bring you the
paper without first tearing it apart to remove
the sports section ...buy a dog.
If you want someone willing to make a fool
of himself simply over the joy of seeing you
...buy a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever
you put in front of him and never says its not
quite as good as his mother made it ...buy a
dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out,
at any hour, for as long and wherever you want
...buy a dog.
If you want someone to scare away burglars,
without a lethal weapon which terrifies you and
endangers the lives of your family and all the
neighbors ..buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the
remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit
next to you and watch a romantic movie ...buy
a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up
on your bed just to warm your feet and whom
you can push off if he snores ...buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what
you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat
or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word
you say is especially worthy of listening to, and
loves you unconditionally, perpetually ..buy a dog.
But on the other hand, if you want someone who
will never come when you call, ignores you totally
when you come home, leaves hair all over the
place, walks all over you, runs around all night,
only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as
if your entire existence is solely to ensure his
happiness, then my friend. . Buy a cat.
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