Subject: Capsizing in Florida
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Feb 07 2003 - 12:06:35 EST
"Charity? aka Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes"
Despite warnings from his guide, an American
skiing in Switzerland got separated from his
group and fell into a deep crevasse. Several
hours later, a rescue party found the hole, and
to reassure the stranded skier shouted down
to him, "We're from the Red Cross"
"Sorry," the imperturbable American echoed
back, "I already gave at the office!"
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"Capsizing in Florida"
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a
tourist capsized his boat. He could swim,
but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the
overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber
standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "are
there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "Ain't been any for
years!"
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming toward
the shore. As he got closer to shore he shouted to
the guy again "What did you do to get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The
sharks got 'em all."
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