More Grave Humor


Subject: More Grave Humor
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Feb 06 2003 - 08:15:43 EST


"Grave Humor"

John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne,
England, cemetery:
   Reader if cash thou art
   In want of any
   Dig 4 feet deep
   And thou wilt find a Penny.

On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery
Richmond, Virginia:
   She always said her feet were killing her
   but nobody believed her.

In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:
   On the 22nd of June
   - Jonathan Fiddle -
   Went out of tune.

Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls,
Vermont has an epitaph that sounds like
something from a Three Stooges movie:
   Here lies the body of our Anna
   Done to death by a banana
   It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
   But the skin of the thing that made her go.

More fun with names with Owen Moore in
Battersea, London, England:
   Gone away
   Owin' more
   Than he could pay.

Someone in Winslow, Maine didn't like Mr. Wood:
   In Memory of Beza Wood
   Departed this life
   Nov. 2, 1837
   Aged 45 yrs.
   Here lies one Wood
   Enclosed in wood
   One Wood
   Within another.
   The outer wood
   Is very good:
   We cannot praise
   The other.

On a grave from the 1880's in Nantucket,
Massachusetts:
   Under the sod and under the trees
   Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
   He is not here, there's only the pod:
   Pease shelled out and went to God.

The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard,
Pennsylvania is almost a consumer tip:
   Who was fatally burned
   March 21, 1870
   by the explosion of a lamp
   filled with "R.E. Danforth's
   Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"

Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
   Born 1903--Died 1942
   Looked up the elevator shaft to see if
   the car was on the way down. It was.

In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
   Here lies an Atheist
   All dressed up
   And no place to go.

But does he make house calls? Dr. Fred Roberts,
Brookland, Arkansas:
Office upstairs



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