Subject: Social Security Check
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 04 2003 - 06:24:10 EST
"Played Bridge"
Two ladies have played bridge together for
years. Naturally they had gotten to know
each other pretty well. One day during a
game one lady suddenly looks up at the
other and says, "Now dear I know that we've
known each other for many years, but please
don't be angry or upset by this. Could you
please tell me your name? I'm trying to
remember, but I just can't bring it to mind."
The other lady glares at her for a full three
minutes and replies, "How soon do you
need to know?"
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"Social Security Check"
Danny took his Social Security check to the
bank for deposit. As he stood and waited in
the long line, he inadvertently began to
nervously fold and unfold his check.
When it finally came his turn at the teller's
window, he handed the girl his ruffled check.
She practically scolded him saying, "Sir,
can't you read this check? It says, 'Do not
fold, spindle, or mutilate.'"
"So?" replied Danny.
"Well," said the teller, "You shouldn't do that.
The government doesn't like it."
That's when Danny looked her straight in the
eye and replied, "Well, the government does
a lot of things I don't like, too!"
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