Zesty Grandma

"Zesty Grandma"

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn,
in her wheelchair, where the activities for her
100th birthday were taking place. Grandma
couldn't speak very well, but she could write
notes when she needed to communicate. After
a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started
leaning off to the right, so some family members
grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed
pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her
left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed
pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family
members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase
around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to
Grandma and said, "Hi Grandma, you're looking
good! How are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly
wrote a note to the nephew,

"They won't let me pass gas..."
Received on Sat Dec 20 22:08:28 2003