Proud Mothers

"Passing Cigars"

An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office
arrived one morning and began passing out big
cigars and candy, both tied with blue ribbons.

When asked what the occasion was, she proudly
displayed a new diamond solitaire ring on her
third finger, left hand, and announced...

"It's a boy, six feet tall and 190 pounds!"

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"Proud Mothers"

Two mothers were talking about their sons. The
first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard,
doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked
at a woman in over two years."

The other woman said, "Well, my son is a saint
himself. Not only hasn't he not looked at a woman
in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop
of liquor in all that time."

"My word," the first mother said. "You must be
so proud."

"I am," the second mother replied. "And when
he's paroled next month, I'm going to throw him
a big party."
Received on Fri Dec 19 20:55:51 2003