Reasons To Crawl Under A Rock, Curl Up And Die

5. HO, HO, HO.............

I was taking a shower when my 2 year old son
came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in
toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked
adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few
shots. They came out so well that I had copies
made and included one with each of our Christmas
cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture,
laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer
look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked
to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured
my reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!
Name Withheld

6. PRICELESS.............

A lady picked up several items at a discount store.
When she finally got up to the checker, she learned
that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her
embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom
and boomed out for all the store to hear,"PRICE
CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE."

That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the
store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for
THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed
back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND
YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND
YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"
Received on Fri Dec 19 10:12:17 2003