Three Surgeons


Subject: Three Surgeons
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Aug 02 2003 - 02:52:54 EDT


"Census"

In a recent survey, 60 percent of respondents
said the cities where they live is noisier now
than they were five years ago.

The other 40 percent didn't hear the question.

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"Three Surgeons"

Three surgeons were one day talking about their
best work ever. The first one: "Once, one of
my cousins horribly injured his leg in a car
accident. It was completely crushed, yet I
managed to rebuild it, and since there was
nothing I could do about the bones, I took a
chance and used plastic sticks. And what do
you know, today he's walking just fine!"
The other two express their amazement.

The second one said: "Last year my own mother
lost her eyesight completely in an accident. There
was really no way to make her see again, her
eyeballs were completely ruined, so I took a chance
and replaced her eyes with glass eyes. I hooked
them up with her nerves, and, what do you know,
today she sees perfectly!" The other two are even
more amazed.

The third one goes: "A few months ago my uncle,
who's a lumberjack, accidentally chopped off his
right hand. I operated immediately and, having no
other choice, replaced his hand with a rubber glove
filled with sawdust. I connected it to the arm and
after a few weeks, what do you know, he's using
it just fine!"

"Wait a darn minute," blurts the second one, "now
this story is a bit TOO MUCH! Who's ever seen
something like THAT happen?"

"Your mother with her glass eyes..."



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