Subject: Nurse Care
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 30 2003 - 11:32:07 EDT
"Nurse Care"
A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with
an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary
nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are
my testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
I'm only here to wash your face and hands." He
struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to
wash your face and hands. " The ward sister was
passing and saw the man getting a little distraught
so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of long standing, the sister was
undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes,
pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis
out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the
pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced,
"Nothing wrong with them!!!"
At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and
asked again, "Are my test results back???"
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