Subject: About Honesty
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Apr 29 2003 - 11:53:24 EDT
"About Honesty"
The other night, my wife and I were going out
for dinner.
She put on eyebrow pencil, eye shadow,
eyeliner, eyelashes, mascara, toner, blush
and lipstick, then turned to me and said,
"Does this look natural?"
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"Birthday/Anniversary Card"
A man entered a stationery store and asked the
clerk for a birthday/anniversary card.
The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and
we have anniversary cards. Why not take one
of each?"
The man said, "You don't understand. I need
a card that covers BOTH events! You see,
we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my
wife's thirty-fourth birthday..."
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