Subject: Pneumonia
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Apr 10 2003 - 16:30:13 EDT
"Yelling Doctor"
A new nurse listened while Dr. Blake was yelling,
"Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!"
The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is
he doing that?"
The other nurse replied, "Oh, he is the new
doctor. He just likes to call the shots around here."
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"Pneumonia"
A man went to see his doctor because he was
suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor
prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
but that didn't do any good. On his third visit
the doctor told the man to go home and take
a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing
he was to throw open all the windows and
stands in the draft.
"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that,
I'll get pneumonia."
"I know," said his physician. "I can cure pneumonia."
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